That $100 you didn't invest in because they said so

Profit Date
$200
+100%
$504
+404%
$396
+296%
$113,241
+113,141%
$284
+184%
$139
+39%
$5,079
+4,979%
$162
+62%
$565
+465%
$134
+34%
$505
+405%
$388
+288%
$2,516
+2,416%
$232
+132%
$477
+377%
$4,684
+4,584%
$4,530
+4,430%
$284
+184%
$525
+425%
$5,979
+5,879%
$232
+132%
$563
+463%
$250
+150%
$277
+177%
$40
-60%
$162
+62%
$350
+250%
$189
+89%
$181
+81%
$120
+20%
$119
+19%
$140
+40%
$261
+161%
$240
+140%
$169
+69%
$115
+15%
$2,899
+2,799%
$752
+652%
$502
+402%
$140
+40%
$100
+0%
$109
+9%
$113
+13%
$7,922
+7,822%
$238
+138%
$292
+192%
$166
+66%
$171
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$252
+152%
$123
+23%
$84
-16%
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$169
+69%
$50
-50%
$165
+65%
$242
+142%
$60
-40%
$962,550
+962,450%
$2,670
+2,570%
$207
+107%
$3,302
+3,202%
$127
+27%
$2,616
+2,516%
$58
-42%
$234
+134%
$209
+109%
$40
-60%
$235
+135%
$4,336
+4,236%
$3,017
+2,917%
$502
+402%
$715
+615%
$7,491
+7,391%
$291
+191%
$4,436
+4,336%
$2,814
+2,714%
$187
+87%
$58
-42%
$546
+446%
$1,749
+1,649%
$247
+147%
$4,288
+4,188%
$4,707
+4,607%
$191
+91%
$486
+386%
$415
+315%
$536
+436%
$172
+72%
$127
+27%
$225
+125%
$54
-46%
$58
-42%
$15,525
+15,425%
$2,102
+2,002%
$113
+13%
$415
+315%
$177
+77%
$4,346
+4,246%
$472
+372%
$3,027
+2,927%
$540
+440%

If you invested $100 in Bitcoin when each news item was published, your total investment would have been $10,200.
Today your total investment would have been worth $1,195,612.
Don't buy Bitcoin, they said.