That $100 you didn't invest in because they said so

Profit Date
$59
-41%
$186
+86%
$741
+641%
$174
+74%
$2,569
+2,469%
$738
+638%
$363
+263%
$59
-41%
$330
+230%
$204
+104%
$694
+594%
$370
+270%
$206
+106%
$238
+138%
$4,135
+4,035%
$802
+702%
$205
+105%
$124
+24%
$514
+414%
$408
+308%
$427
+327%
$417
+317%
$308
+208%
$85
-15%
$429
+329%
$11,640
+11,540%
$242
+142%
$88
-12%
$86
-14%
$700
+600%
$6,517
+6,417%
$8,784
+8,684%
$793
+693%
$610
+510%
$3,088
+2,988%
$6,370
+6,270%
$169
+69%
$74
-26%
$252
+152%
$569
+469%
$1,051
+951%
$161
+61%
$161
+61%
$249
+149%
$830
+730%
$266
+166%
$417
+317%
$6,915
+6,815%
$166
+66%
$277
+177%
$293
+193%
$280
+180%
$771
+671%
$305
+205%
$7,463
+7,363%
$6,882
+6,782%
$4,433
+4,333%
$715
+615%
$353
+253%
$383
+283%
$3,697
+3,597%
$737
+637%
$6,655
+6,555%
$11,005
+10,905%
$249
+149%
$275
+175%
$350
+250%
$6,299
+6,199%
$166
+66%
$346
+246%
$345
+245%
$238
+138%
$3,923
+3,823%
$187
+87%
$6,385
+6,285%
$80
-20%
$341
+241%
$341
+241%
$1,105
+1,005%
$3,843
+3,743%
$161
+61%
$4,851
+4,751%
$196
+96%
$787
+687%
$355
+255%
$741
+641%
$146
+46%
$4,260
+4,160%
$610
+510%
$22,810
+22,710%
$367
+267%
$176
+76%
$181
+81%
$4,447
+4,347%
$1,414,200
+1,414,100%
$166,376
+166,276%
$260
+160%
$253
+153%
$582
+482%
$244
+144%
$827
+727%
$86
-14%

If you invested $100 in Bitcoin when each news item was published, your total investment would have been $10,200.
Today your total investment would have been worth $1,756,621.
Don't buy Bitcoin, they said.