That $100 you didn't invest in because they said so

Profit Date
$360
+260%
$864
+764%
$264
+164%
$10,441
+10,341%
$13,326
+13,226%
$10,097
+9,997%
$395
+295%
$244
+144%
$1,217
+1,117%
$382
+282%
$6,747
+6,647%
$9,686
+9,586%
$445
+345%
$6,274
+6,174%
$5,952
+5,852%
$6,463
+6,363%
$130
+30%
$89
-11%
$368
+268%
$1,254
+1,154%
$244
+144%
$311
+211%
$425
+325%
$5,609
+5,509%
$9,887
+9,787%
$283
+183%
$1,125
+1,025%
$501
+401%
$1,259
+1,159%
$2,145,550
+2,145,450%
$309
+209%
$618
+518%
$518
+418%
$34,606
+34,506%
$5,830
+5,730%
$1,053
+953%
$112
+12%
$417
+317%
$361
+261%
$539
+439%
$648
+548%
$525
+425%
$133
+33%
$275
+175%
$1,084
+984%
$518
+418%
$467
+367%
$251
+151%
$121
+21%
$1,677
+1,577%
$267
+167%
$531
+431%
$1,195
+1,095%
$1,125
+1,025%
$130
+30%
$251
+151%
$130
+30%
$378
+278%
$244
+144%
$557
+457%
$523
+423%
$883
+783%
$256
+156%
$11,322
+11,222%
$312
+212%
$1,062
+962%
$1,595
+1,495%
$925
+825%
$371
+271%
$378
+278%
$10,492
+10,392%
$3,897
+3,797%
$404
+304%
$9,665
+9,565%
$633
+533%
$383
+283%
$6,726
+6,626%
$536
+436%
$1,170
+1,070%
$252,418
+252,318%
$780
+680%
$462
+362%
$551
+451%
$925
+825%
$1,203
+1,103%
$283
+183%
$17,659
+17,559%
$421
+321%
$650
+550%
$4,685
+4,585%
$562
+462%
$298
+198%
$89
-11%
$7,360
+7,260%
$633
+533%
$1,118
+1,018%
$188
+88%
$1,120
+1,020%
$222
+122%
$9,557
+9,457%
$581
+481%
$16,697
+16,597%

If you invested $100 in Bitcoin when each news item was published, your total investment would have been $10,200.
Today your total investment would have been worth $2,665,057.
Don't buy Bitcoin, they said.