That $100 you didn't invest in because they said so

Profit Date
$5,385
+5,285%
$591
+491%
$208
+108%
$573
+473%
$282
+182%
$170
+70%
$9,095
+8,995%
$317
+217%
$162
+62%
$102
+2%
$354
+254%
$5,276
+5,176%
$71
-29%
$202
+102%
$609
+509%
$345
+245%
$913
+813%
$470
+370%
$3,417
+3,317%
$206
+106%
$72
-28%
$293
+193%
$3,520
+3,420%
$285
+185%
$337
+237%
$140
+40%
$481
+381%
$227
+127%
$3,663
+3,563%
$61
-39%
$282
+182%
$3,242
+3,142%
$200
+100%
$206
+106%
$613
+513%
$5,264
+5,164%
$273
+173%
$169
+69%
$3,675
+3,575%
$345
+245%
$3,055
+2,955%
$215
+115%
$306
+206%
$66
-34%
$304
+204%
$613
+513%
$133
+33%
$121
+21%
$655
+555%
$869
+769%
$232
+132%
$579
+479%
$154
+54%
$4,009
+3,909%
$220
+120%
$300
+200%
$168
+68%
$150
+50%
$137,488
+137,388%
$504
+404%
$5,206
+5,106%
$71
-29%
$49
-51%
$71
-29%
$154
+54%
$663
+563%
$9,619
+9,519%
$196
+96%
$133
+33%
$425
+325%
$49
-51%
$7,259
+7,159%
$229
+129%
$6,167
+6,067%
$5,687
+5,587%
$146
+46%
$286
+186%
$683
+583%
$610
+510%
$254
+154%
$196
+96%
$504
+404%
$18,849
+18,749%
$3,176
+3,076%
$5,500
+5,400%
$2,123
+2,023%
$651
+551%
$209
+109%
$2,552
+2,452%
$5,715
+5,615%
$144
+44%
$137
+37%
$289
+189%
$353
+253%
$133
+33%
$1,168,650
+1,168,550%
$242
+142%
$137
+37%
$252
+152%
$637
+537%
$686
+586%
$292
+192%

If you invested $100 in Bitcoin when each news item was published, your total investment would have been $10,200.
Today your total investment would have been worth $1,451,621.
Don't buy Bitcoin, they said.