That $100 you didn't invest in because they said so

Profit Date
$86
-14%
$6,380
+6,280%
$186
+86%
$266
+166%
$204
+104%
$176
+76%
$341
+241%
$427
+327%
$792
+692%
$771
+671%
$407
+307%
$86
-14%
$341
+241%
$206
+106%
$6,650
+6,550%
$304
+204%
$275
+175%
$2,567
+2,467%
$242
+142%
$280
+180%
$165
+65%
$353
+253%
$6,512
+6,412%
$181
+81%
$6,295
+6,195%
$569
+469%
$4,848
+4,748%
$205
+105%
$417
+317%
$146
+46%
$344
+244%
$3,086
+2,986%
$307
+207%
$3,695
+3,595%
$714
+614%
$59
-41%
$802
+702%
$22,794
+22,694%
$1,050
+950%
$253
+153%
$417
+317%
$165
+65%
$346
+246%
$4,257
+4,157%
$11,631
+11,531%
$383
+283%
$428
+328%
$6,366
+6,266%
$237
+137%
$238
+138%
$582
+482%
$363
+263%
$609
+509%
$249
+149%
$85
-15%
$787
+687%
$59
-41%
$260
+160%
$10,998
+10,898%
$4,444
+4,344%
$4,430
+4,330%
$741
+641%
$124
+24%
$609
+509%
$88
-12%
$830
+730%
$355
+255%
$700
+600%
$367
+267%
$6,877
+6,777%
$514
+414%
$8,778
+8,678%
$737
+637%
$3,920
+3,820%
$4,132
+4,032%
$196
+96%
$186
+86%
$161
+61%
$330
+230%
$370
+270%
$244
+144%
$1,104
+1,004%
$6,911
+6,811%
$74
-26%
$80
-20%
$249
+149%
$1,413,200
+1,413,100%
$826
+726%
$277
+177%
$169
+69%
$741
+641%
$161
+61%
$350
+250%
$174
+74%
$161
+61%
$293
+193%
$737
+637%
$166,259
+166,159%
$3,840
+3,740%
$251
+151%
$693
+593%
$7,458
+7,358%

If you invested $100 in Bitcoin when each news item was published, your total investment would have been $10,200.
Today your total investment would have been worth $1,755,383.
Don't buy Bitcoin, they said.