That $100 you didn't invest in because they said so

Profit Date
$658
+558%
$1,329,300
+1,329,200%
$193
+93%
$261
+161%
$740
+640%
$4,004
+3,904%
$151
+51%
$250
+150%
$535
+435%
$402
+302%
$234
+134%
$334
+234%
$55
-45%
$780
+680%
$81
-19%
$483
+383%
$8,257
+8,157%
$289
+189%
$3,687
+3,587%
$348
+248%
$151
+51%
$193
+93%
$693
+593%
$6,469
+6,369%
$166
+66%
$652
+552%
$69
-31%
$156,388
+156,288%
$156
+56%
$276
+176%
$286
+186%
$342
+242%
$116
+16%
$7,015
+6,915%
$21,440
+21,340%
$754
+654%
$5,921
+5,821%
$151
+51%
$164
+64%
$5,988
+5,888%
$547
+447%
$321
+221%
$3,612
+3,512%
$185
+85%
$777
+677%
$1,039
+939%
$725
+625%
$324
+224%
$245
+145%
$258
+158%
$672
+572%
$159
+59%
$236
+136%
$6,256
+6,156%
$311
+211%
$228
+128%
$170
+70%
$403
+303%
$10,345
+10,245%
$321
+221%
$4,167
+4,067%
$137
+37%
$573
+473%
$55
-45%
$697
+597%
$175
+75%
$745
+645%
$80
-20%
$360
+260%
$6,126
+6,026%
$82
-18%
$697
+597%
$3,887
+3,787%
$2,902
+2,802%
$264
+164%
$6,500
+6,400%
$4,180
+4,080%
$10,941
+10,841%
$223
+123%
$75
-25%
$230
+130%
$3,475
+3,375%
$234
+134%
$4,560
+4,460%
$191
+91%
$392
+292%
$325
+225%
$238
+138%
$383
+283%
$988
+888%
$345
+245%
$392
+292%
$223
+123%
$332
+232%
$694
+594%
$156
+56%
$329
+229%
$175
+75%
$2,415
+2,315%
$81
-19%
$573
+473%
$6,001
+5,901%

If you invested $100 in Bitcoin when each news item was published, your total investment would have been $10,200.
Today your total investment would have been worth $1,651,164.
Don't buy Bitcoin, they said.