That $100 you didn't invest in because they said so

Profit Date
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-41%
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-41%
$74
-26%
$80
-20%
$86
-14%
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-14%
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-14%
$88
-12%
$124
+24%
$146
+46%
$161
+61%
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+61%
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+61%
$166
+66%
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+66%
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+69%
$175
+75%
$177
+77%
$181
+81%
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+87%
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+87%
$197
+97%
$204
+104%
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+105%
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+106%
$238
+138%
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+138%
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+143%
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+145%
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+149%
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+149%
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+152%
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+153%
$261
+161%
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+167%
$275
+175%
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+178%
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+181%
$294
+194%
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+205%
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+208%
$331
+231%
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+242%
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+242%
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+245%
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+246%
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+251%
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+264%
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+268%
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$384
+284%
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+308%
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+318%
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+328%
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+329%
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+483%
$611
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+511%
$695
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$701
+601%
$716
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$738
+638%
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$772
+672%
$789
+689%
$794
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$803
+703%
$828
+728%
$832
+732%
$1,053
+953%
$1,107
+1,007%
$2,573
+2,473%
$3,093
+2,993%
$3,703
+3,603%
$3,849
+3,749%
$3,929
+3,829%
$4,142
+4,042%
$4,267
+4,167%
$4,441
+4,341%
$4,455
+4,355%
$4,860
+4,760%
$6,310
+6,210%
$6,381
+6,281%
$6,395
+6,295%
$6,528
+6,428%
$6,666
+6,566%
$6,893
+6,793%
$6,927
+6,827%
$7,475
+7,375%
$8,798
+8,698%
$11,024
+10,924%
$11,659
+11,559%
$22,848
+22,748%
$166,653
+166,553%
$1,416,550
+1,416,450%

If you invested $100 in Bitcoin when each news item was published, your total investment would have been $10,200.
Today your total investment would have been worth $1,759,543.
Don't buy Bitcoin, they said.