That $100 you didn't invest in because they said so

Profit Date
$83
-17%
$83
-17%
$104
+4%
$112
+12%
$120
+20%
$121
+21%
$121
+21%
$124
+24%
$175
+75%
$206
+106%
$226
+126%
$226
+126%
$226
+126%
$233
+133%
$233
+133%
$238
+138%
$246
+146%
$248
+148%
$255
+155%
$263
+163%
$263
+163%
$277
+177%
$287
+187%
$289
+189%
$290
+190%
$335
+235%
$335
+235%
$342
+242%
$344
+244%
$351
+251%
$351
+251%
$354
+254%
$356
+256%
$367
+267%
$375
+275%
$387
+287%
$391
+291%
$395
+295%
$413
+313%
$429
+329%
$433
+333%
$466
+366%
$481
+381%
$481
+381%
$485
+385%
$487
+387%
$493
+393%
$498
+398%
$500
+400%
$512
+412%
$517
+417%
$522
+422%
$540
+440%
$574
+474%
$588
+488%
$588
+488%
$602
+502%
$604
+504%
$724
+624%
$802
+702%
$820
+720%
$859
+759%
$859
+759%
$978
+878%
$987
+887%
$1,007
+907%
$1,039
+939%
$1,040
+940%
$1,044
+944%
$1,045
+945%
$1,086
+986%
$1,109
+1,009%
$1,117
+1,017%
$1,130
+1,030%
$1,165
+1,065%
$1,170
+1,070%
$1,481
+1,381%
$1,557
+1,457%
$3,620
+3,520%
$4,351
+4,251%
$5,209
+5,109%
$5,415
+5,315%
$5,527
+5,427%
$5,826
+5,726%
$6,002
+5,902%
$6,246
+6,146%
$6,266
+6,166%
$6,836
+6,736%
$8,876
+8,776%
$8,975
+8,875%
$8,996
+8,896%
$9,182
+9,082%
$9,377
+9,277%
$9,696
+9,596%
$9,744
+9,644%
$10,515
+10,415%
$12,376
+12,276%
$15,506
+15,406%
$16,400
+16,300%
$32,138
+32,038%
$234,418
+234,318%
$1,992,550
+1,992,450%

If you invested $100 in Bitcoin when each news item was published, your total investment would have been $10,200.
Today your total investment would have been worth $2,475,011.
Don't buy Bitcoin, they said.