That $100 you didn't invest in because they said so

Profit Date
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$69
-31%
$75
-25%
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-20%
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$82
-18%
$116
+16%
$137
+37%
$151
+51%
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+51%
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+51%
$155
+55%
$155
+55%
$159
+59%
$164
+64%
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+65%
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+70%
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+75%
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+75%
$184
+84%
$191
+91%
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+93%
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+93%
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+123%
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+123%
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+128%
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+129%
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+134%
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+134%
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+136%
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+137%
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+144%
$250
+150%
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+158%
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+160%
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+163%
$275
+175%
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+186%
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+189%
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+210%
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+260%
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+283%
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+302%
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+382%
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+434%
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+446%
$572
+472%
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+472%
$651
+551%
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$671
+571%
$692
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$724
+624%
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$744
+644%
$753
+653%
$776
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$779
+679%
$987
+887%
$1,038
+938%
$2,412
+2,312%
$2,899
+2,799%
$3,471
+3,371%
$3,608
+3,508%
$3,683
+3,583%
$3,882
+3,782%
$3,999
+3,899%
$4,162
+4,062%
$4,175
+4,075%
$4,554
+4,454%
$5,914
+5,814%
$5,980
+5,880%
$5,994
+5,894%
$6,118
+6,018%
$6,248
+6,148%
$6,460
+6,360%
$6,492
+6,392%
$7,006
+6,906%
$8,246
+8,146%
$10,332
+10,232%
$10,927
+10,827%
$21,413
+21,313%
$156,188
+156,088%
$1,327,600
+1,327,500%

If you invested $100 in Bitcoin when each news item was published, your total investment would have been $10,200.
Today your total investment would have been worth $1,649,051.
Don't buy Bitcoin, they said.