That $100 you didn't invest in because they said so

Profit Date
$1,327,900
+1,327,800%
$156,224
+156,124%
$21,418
+21,318%
$10,929
+10,829%
$10,334
+10,234%
$8,248
+8,148%
$7,007
+6,907%
$6,493
+6,393%
$6,462
+6,362%
$6,249
+6,149%
$6,119
+6,019%
$5,995
+5,895%
$5,982
+5,882%
$5,915
+5,815%
$4,555
+4,455%
$4,176
+4,076%
$4,163
+4,063%
$4,000
+3,900%
$3,883
+3,783%
$3,683
+3,583%
$3,608
+3,508%
$3,472
+3,372%
$2,899
+2,799%
$2,412
+2,312%
$1,038
+938%
$987
+887%
$780
+680%
$776
+676%
$753
+653%
$745
+645%
$739
+639%
$724
+624%
$696
+596%
$696
+596%
$693
+593%
$692
+592%
$671
+571%
$658
+558%
$652
+552%
$573
+473%
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+473%
$547
+447%
$535
+435%
$483
+383%
$403
+303%
$401
+301%
$392
+292%
$392
+292%
$383
+283%
$360
+260%
$348
+248%
$345
+245%
$341
+241%
$333
+233%
$332
+232%
$329
+229%
$325
+225%
$323
+223%
$320
+220%
$320
+220%
$310
+210%
$289
+189%
$286
+186%
$275
+175%
$263
+163%
$261
+161%
$258
+158%
$250
+150%
$244
+144%
$237
+137%
$236
+136%
$234
+134%
$234
+134%
$229
+129%
$228
+128%
$223
+123%
$223
+123%
$193
+93%
$193
+93%
$191
+91%
$184
+84%
$175
+75%
$175
+75%
$170
+70%
$166
+66%
$164
+64%
$159
+59%
$155
+55%
$155
+55%
$151
+51%
$151
+51%
$151
+51%
$137
+37%
$116
+16%
$82
-18%
$80
-20%
$80
-20%
$80
-20%
$75
-25%
$69
-31%
$55
-45%
$55
-45%

If you invested $100 in Bitcoin when each news item was published, your total investment would have been $10,200.
Today your total investment would have been worth $1,649,426.
Don't buy Bitcoin, they said.