That $100 you didn't invest in because they said so

Profit Date
$1,997,150
+1,997,050%
$234,959
+234,859%
$32,212
+32,112%
$16,437
+16,337%
$15,542
+15,442%
$12,405
+12,305%
$10,539
+10,439%
$9,766
+9,666%
$9,718
+9,618%
$9,398
+9,298%
$9,203
+9,103%
$9,016
+8,916%
$8,996
+8,896%
$8,896
+8,796%
$6,851
+6,751%
$6,280
+6,180%
$6,261
+6,161%
$6,016
+5,916%
$5,840
+5,740%
$5,540
+5,440%
$5,427
+5,327%
$5,221
+5,121%
$4,361
+4,261%
$3,628
+3,528%
$1,561
+1,461%
$1,484
+1,384%
$1,172
+1,072%
$1,167
+1,067%
$1,133
+1,033%
$1,120
+1,020%
$1,112
+1,012%
$1,089
+989%
$1,047
+947%
$1,047
+947%
$1,042
+942%
$1,041
+941%
$1,009
+909%
$989
+889%
$980
+880%
$861
+761%
$861
+761%
$822
+722%
$804
+704%
$726
+626%
$605
+505%
$603
+503%
$589
+489%
$589
+489%
$576
+476%
$541
+441%
$523
+423%
$519
+419%
$513
+413%
$501
+401%
$499
+399%
$494
+394%
$488
+388%
$487
+387%
$482
+382%
$482
+382%
$467
+367%
$434
+334%
$430
+330%
$414
+314%
$396
+296%
$392
+292%
$388
+288%
$376
+276%
$368
+268%
$357
+257%
$355
+255%
$352
+252%
$352
+252%
$345
+245%
$342
+242%
$336
+236%
$335
+235%
$291
+191%
$290
+190%
$288
+188%
$277
+177%
$264
+164%
$263
+163%
$256
+156%
$249
+149%
$246
+146%
$239
+139%
$234
+134%
$234
+134%
$227
+127%
$227
+127%
$227
+127%
$206
+106%
$175
+75%
$124
+24%
$121
+21%
$121
+21%
$121
+21%
$112
+12%
$104
+4%
$83
-17%
$83
-17%

If you invested $100 in Bitcoin when each news item was published, your total investment would have been $10,200.
Today your total investment would have been worth $2,480,721.
Don't buy Bitcoin, they said.