That $100 you didn't invest in because they said so

Profit Date
$1,180,400
+1,180,300%
$138,871
+138,771%
$19,039
+18,939%
$9,715
+9,615%
$9,186
+9,086%
$7,332
+7,232%
$6,229
+6,129%
$5,772
+5,672%
$5,744
+5,644%
$5,555
+5,455%
$5,440
+5,340%
$5,329
+5,229%
$5,317
+5,217%
$5,258
+5,158%
$4,049
+3,949%
$3,712
+3,612%
$3,700
+3,600%
$3,555
+3,455%
$3,451
+3,351%
$3,274
+3,174%
$3,208
+3,108%
$3,086
+2,986%
$2,577
+2,477%
$2,144
+2,044%
$923
+823%
$877
+777%
$693
+593%
$690
+590%
$670
+570%
$662
+562%
$657
+557%
$644
+544%
$619
+519%
$619
+519%
$616
+516%
$615
+515%
$596
+496%
$585
+485%
$579
+479%
$509
+409%
$509
+409%
$486
+386%
$475
+375%
$429
+329%
$358
+258%
$357
+257%
$348
+248%
$348
+248%
$340
+240%
$320
+220%
$309
+209%
$307
+207%
$303
+203%
$296
+196%
$295
+195%
$292
+192%
$289
+189%
$288
+188%
$285
+185%
$285
+185%
$276
+176%
$257
+157%
$254
+154%
$245
+145%
$234
+134%
$232
+132%
$230
+130%
$222
+122%
$217
+117%
$211
+111%
$210
+110%
$208
+108%
$208
+108%
$204
+104%
$202
+102%
$198
+98%
$198
+98%
$172
+72%
$171
+71%
$170
+70%
$164
+64%
$156
+56%
$156
+56%
$151
+51%
$147
+47%
$145
+45%
$141
+41%
$138
+38%
$138
+38%
$134
+34%
$134
+34%
$134
+34%
$122
+22%
$103
+3%
$73
-27%
$72
-28%
$72
-28%
$71
-29%
$66
-34%
$62
-38%
$49
-51%
$49
-51%

If you invested $100 in Bitcoin when each news item was published, your total investment would have been $10,200.
Today your total investment would have been worth $1,466,212.
Don't buy Bitcoin, they said.