That $100 you didn't invest in because they said so

Profit Date
$83
-17%
$83
-17%
$104
+4%
$120
+20%
$123
+23%
$121
+21%
$121
+21%
$112
+12%
$174
+74%
$334
+234%
$375
+275%
$334
+234%
$511
+411%
$465
+365%
$521
+421%
$499
+399%
$800
+700%
$818
+718%
$1,042
+942%
$1,037
+937%
$1,107
+1,007%
$1,042
+942%
$976
+876%
$1,084
+984%
$1,128
+1,028%
$1,167
+1,067%
$1,115
+1,015%
$1,162
+1,062%
$1,005
+905%
$985
+885%
$1,036
+936%
$857
+757%
$857
+757%
$722
+622%
$573
+473%
$539
+439%
$603
+503%
$601
+501%
$497
+397%
$432
+332%
$412
+312%
$480
+380%
$480
+380%
$486
+386%
$586
+486%
$586
+486%
$484
+384%
$387
+287%
$428
+328%
$492
+392%
$516
+416%
$366
+266%
$343
+243%
$355
+255%
$350
+250%
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+250%
$286
+186%
$245
+145%
$262
+162%
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+162%
$276
+176%
$288
+188%
$254
+154%
$206
+106%
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+126%
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+126%
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+126%
$233
+133%
$233
+133%
$238
+138%
$248
+148%
$289
+189%
$341
+241%
$354
+254%
$390
+290%
$1,478
+1,378%
$1,554
+1,454%
$394
+294%
$5,198
+5,098%
$5,403
+5,303%
$5,814
+5,714%
$6,252
+6,152%
$5,989
+5,889%
$6,821
+6,721%
$8,976
+8,876%
$9,162
+9,062%
$9,675
+9,575%
$9,722
+9,622%
$9,356
+9,256%
$10,492
+10,392%
$8,856
+8,756%
$12,349
+12,249%
$16,364
+16,264%
$15,473
+15,373%
$8,956
+8,856%
$4,341
+4,241%
$5,515
+5,415%
$3,612
+3,512%
$6,233
+6,133%
$32,069
+31,969%
$1,988,250
+1,988,150%
$233,912
+233,812%

If you invested $100 in Bitcoin when each news item was published, your total investment would have been $10,200.
Today your total investment would have been worth $2,469,665.
Don't buy Bitcoin, they said.