That $100 you didn't invest in because they said so

Profit Date
$49
-51%
$49
-51%
$61
-39%
$71
-29%
$73
-27%
$71
-29%
$71
-29%
$66
-34%
$103
+3%
$197
+97%
$220
+120%
$197
+97%
$301
+201%
$274
+174%
$307
+207%
$294
+194%
$471
+371%
$482
+382%
$613
+513%
$611
+511%
$652
+552%
$614
+514%
$574
+474%
$638
+538%
$664
+564%
$687
+587%
$656
+556%
$684
+584%
$591
+491%
$580
+480%
$610
+510%
$505
+405%
$505
+405%
$425
+325%
$337
+237%
$317
+217%
$355
+255%
$354
+254%
$292
+192%
$255
+155%
$243
+143%
$282
+182%
$282
+182%
$286
+186%
$345
+245%
$345
+245%
$285
+185%
$228
+128%
$252
+152%
$290
+190%
$304
+204%
$215
+115%
$202
+102%
$209
+109%
$206
+106%
$206
+106%
$169
+69%
$144
+44%
$154
+54%
$154
+54%
$163
+63%
$170
+70%
$150
+50%
$121
+21%
$133
+33%
$133
+33%
$133
+33%
$137
+37%
$137
+37%
$140
+40%
$146
+46%
$170
+70%
$201
+101%
$208
+108%
$230
+130%
$870
+770%
$915
+815%
$232
+132%
$3,060
+2,960%
$3,180
+3,080%
$3,422
+3,322%
$3,681
+3,581%
$3,525
+3,425%
$4,015
+3,915%
$5,284
+5,184%
$5,394
+5,294%
$5,695
+5,595%
$5,723
+5,623%
$5,508
+5,408%
$6,176
+6,076%
$5,213
+5,113%
$7,270
+7,170%
$9,633
+9,533%
$9,108
+9,008%
$5,272
+5,172%
$2,555
+2,455%
$3,247
+3,147%
$2,126
+2,026%
$3,669
+3,569%
$18,877
+18,777%
$1,170,400
+1,170,300%
$137,694
+137,594%

If you invested $100 in Bitcoin when each news item was published, your total investment would have been $10,200.
Today your total investment would have been worth $1,453,793.
Don't buy Bitcoin, they said.