That $100 you didn't invest in because they said so

Profit Date
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$69
-31%
$80
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$75
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$116
+16%
$223
+123%
$250
+150%
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$341
+241%
$310
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$348
+248%
$333
+233%
$534
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$546
+446%
$695
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+592%
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$651
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$260
+160%
$986
+886%
$1,037
+937%
$263
+163%
$3,469
+3,369%
$3,606
+3,506%
$3,880
+3,780%
$4,173
+4,073%
$3,997
+3,897%
$4,552
+4,452%
$5,991
+5,891%
$6,115
+6,015%
$6,457
+6,357%
$6,489
+6,389%
$6,244
+6,144%
$7,002
+6,902%
$5,911
+5,811%
$8,242
+8,142%
$10,921
+10,821%
$10,326
+10,226%
$5,977
+5,877%
$2,897
+2,797%
$3,681
+3,581%
$2,410
+2,310%
$4,160
+4,060%
$21,402
+21,302%
$1,326,950
+1,326,850%
$156,112
+156,012%

If you invested $100 in Bitcoin when each news item was published, your total investment would have been $10,200.
Today your total investment would have been worth $1,648,240.
Don't buy Bitcoin, they said.