That $100 you didn't invest in because they said so

Profit Date
$137,335
+137,235%
$1,167,350
+1,167,250%
$18,828
+18,728%
$3,659
+3,559%
$2,121
+2,021%
$3,238
+3,138%
$2,549
+2,449%
$5,258
+5,158%
$9,084
+8,984%
$9,608
+9,508%
$7,251
+7,151%
$5,200
+5,100%
$6,160
+6,060%
$5,493
+5,393%
$5,708
+5,608%
$5,681
+5,581%
$5,379
+5,279%
$5,270
+5,170%
$4,005
+3,905%
$3,516
+3,416%
$3,671
+3,571%
$3,413
+3,313%
$3,172
+3,072%
$3,052
+2,952%
$231
+131%
$912
+812%
$868
+768%
$229
+129%
$208
+108%
$200
+100%
$170
+70%
$145
+45%
$140
+40%
$137
+37%
$137
+37%
$133
+33%
$133
+33%
$133
+33%
$121
+21%
$149
+49%
$169
+69%
$162
+62%
$154
+54%
$154
+54%
$144
+44%
$168
+68%
$205
+105%
$205
+105%
$209
+109%
$202
+102%
$215
+115%
$303
+203%
$289
+189%
$251
+151%
$227
+127%
$284
+184%
$344
+244%
$344
+244%
$285
+185%
$282
+182%
$282
+182%
$242
+142%
$254
+154%
$292
+192%
$353
+253%
$354
+254%
$316
+216%
$336
+236%
$424
+324%
$503
+403%
$503
+403%
$608
+508%
$578
+478%
$590
+490%
$682
+582%
$655
+555%
$685
+585%
$662
+562%
$637
+537%
$573
+473%
$612
+512%
$650
+550%
$609
+509%
$612
+512%
$480
+380%
$470
+370%
$293
+193%
$306
+206%
$273
+173%
$300
+200%
$196
+96%
$220
+120%
$196
+96%
$102
+2%
$66
-34%
$71
-29%
$71
-29%
$72
-28%
$71
-29%
$61
-39%
$49
-51%
$49
-51%

If you invested $100 in Bitcoin when each news item was published, your total investment would have been $10,200.
Today your total investment would have been worth $1,450,001.
Don't buy Bitcoin, they said.