That $100 you didn't invest in because they said so

Profit Date
$166,324
+166,224%
$1,413,750
+1,413,650%
$22,802
+22,702%
$4,432
+4,332%
$2,568
+2,468%
$3,922
+3,822%
$3,087
+2,987%
$6,368
+6,268%
$11,002
+10,902%
$11,636
+11,536%
$8,781
+8,681%
$6,297
+6,197%
$7,460
+7,360%
$6,653
+6,553%
$6,913
+6,813%
$6,880
+6,780%
$6,515
+6,415%
$6,383
+6,283%
$4,850
+4,750%
$4,258
+4,158%
$4,446
+4,346%
$4,134
+4,034%
$3,842
+3,742%
$3,696
+3,596%
$280
+180%
$1,105
+1,005%
$1,051
+951%
$277
+177%
$251
+151%
$242
+142%
$206
+106%
$176
+76%
$169
+69%
$166
+66%
$166
+66%
$161
+61%
$161
+61%
$161
+61%
$146
+46%
$181
+81%
$205
+105%
$196
+96%
$187
+87%
$186
+86%
$174
+74%
$204
+104%
$249
+149%
$249
+149%
$253
+153%
$244
+144%
$260
+160%
$367
+267%
$350
+250%
$304
+204%
$275
+175%
$344
+244%
$417
+317%
$417
+317%
$346
+246%
$341
+241%
$341
+241%
$293
+193%
$307
+207%
$353
+253%
$427
+327%
$429
+329%
$383
+283%
$407
+307%
$514
+414%
$610
+510%
$610
+510%
$737
+637%
$700
+600%
$714
+614%
$826
+726%
$793
+693%
$830
+730%
$802
+702%
$771
+671%
$694
+594%
$741
+641%
$787
+687%
$738
+638%
$741
+641%
$582
+482%
$569
+469%
$355
+255%
$370
+270%
$330
+230%
$363
+263%
$237
+137%
$266
+166%
$238
+138%
$124
+24%
$80
-20%
$86
-14%
$86
-14%
$88
-12%
$85
-15%
$74
-26%
$59
-41%
$59
-41%

If you invested $100 in Bitcoin when each news item was published, your total investment would have been $10,200.
Today your total investment would have been worth $1,756,065.
Don't buy Bitcoin, they said.