That $100 you didn't invest in because they said so

Profit Date
$155,982
+155,882%
$1,325,850
+1,325,750%
$21,385
+21,285%
$4,156
+4,056%
$2,408
+2,308%
$3,678
+3,578%
$2,895
+2,795%
$5,972
+5,872%
$10,318
+10,218%
$10,912
+10,812%
$8,235
+8,135%
$5,906
+5,806%
$6,997
+6,897%
$6,239
+6,139%
$6,483
+6,383%
$6,452
+6,352%
$6,110
+6,010%
$5,986
+5,886%
$4,548
+4,448%
$3,994
+3,894%
$4,169
+4,069%
$3,877
+3,777%
$3,603
+3,503%
$3,466
+3,366%
$263
+163%
$1,036
+936%
$985
+885%
$260
+160%
$236
+136%
$227
+127%
$193
+93%
$165
+65%
$158
+58%
$155
+55%
$155
+55%
$151
+51%
$151
+51%
$151
+51%
$137
+37%
$170
+70%
$192
+92%
$184
+84%
$175
+75%
$175
+75%
$163
+63%
$191
+91%
$233
+133%
$233
+133%
$237
+137%
$229
+129%
$244
+144%
$344
+244%
$328
+228%
$286
+186%
$258
+158%
$323
+223%
$391
+291%
$391
+291%
$324
+224%
$320
+220%
$320
+220%
$275
+175%
$288
+188%
$331
+231%
$401
+301%
$402
+302%
$359
+259%
$382
+282%
$482
+382%
$572
+472%
$572
+472%
$691
+591%
$657
+557%
$670
+570%
$775
+675%
$743
+643%
$778
+678%
$752
+652%
$723
+623%
$651
+551%
$695
+595%
$738
+638%
$692
+592%
$695
+595%
$546
+446%
$534
+434%
$333
+233%
$347
+247%
$310
+210%
$341
+241%
$223
+123%
$250
+150%
$223
+123%
$116
+16%
$75
-25%
$80
-20%
$80
-20%
$82
-18%
$80
-20%
$69
-31%
$55
-45%
$55
-45%

If you invested $100 in Bitcoin when each news item was published, your total investment would have been $10,200.
Today your total investment would have been worth $1,646,878.
Don't buy Bitcoin, they said.