That $100 you didn't invest in because they said so

Profit Date
$234,129
+234,029%
$1,990,100
+1,990,000%
$32,098
+31,998%
$6,239
+6,139%
$3,615
+3,515%
$5,520
+5,420%
$4,345
+4,245%
$8,964
+8,864%
$15,487
+15,387%
$16,379
+16,279%
$12,361
+12,261%
$8,865
+8,765%
$10,502
+10,402%
$9,365
+9,265%
$9,732
+9,632%
$9,684
+9,584%
$9,171
+9,071%
$8,985
+8,885%
$6,827
+6,727%
$5,994
+5,894%
$6,258
+6,158%
$5,819
+5,719%
$5,408
+5,308%
$5,203
+5,103%
$395
+295%
$1,555
+1,455%
$1,479
+1,379%
$390
+290%
$354
+254%
$341
+241%
$289
+189%
$248
+148%
$238
+138%
$233
+133%
$233
+133%
$226
+126%
$226
+126%
$226
+126%
$206
+106%
$255
+155%
$289
+189%
$276
+176%
$263
+163%
$262
+162%
$245
+145%
$287
+187%
$350
+250%
$350
+250%
$356
+256%
$344
+244%
$366
+266%
$517
+417%
$493
+393%
$429
+329%
$387
+287%
$485
+385%
$587
+487%
$587
+487%
$487
+387%
$480
+380%
$480
+380%
$413
+313%
$433
+333%
$497
+397%
$601
+501%
$603
+503%
$539
+439%
$574
+474%
$723
+623%
$858
+758%
$858
+758%
$1,037
+937%
$985
+885%
$1,006
+906%
$1,163
+1,063%
$1,116
+1,016%
$1,168
+1,068%
$1,129
+1,029%
$1,085
+985%
$976
+876%
$1,043
+943%
$1,108
+1,008%
$1,038
+938%
$1,043
+943%
$819
+719%
$801
+701%
$500
+400%
$521
+421%
$465
+365%
$511
+411%
$334
+234%
$375
+275%
$334
+234%
$174
+74%
$112
+12%
$121
+21%
$121
+21%
$123
+23%
$120
+20%
$104
+4%
$83
-17%
$83
-17%

If you invested $100 in Bitcoin when each news item was published, your total investment would have been $10,200.
Today your total investment would have been worth $2,471,961.
Don't buy Bitcoin, they said.