That $100 you didn't invest in because they said so

Profit Date
$1,418,750
+1,418,650%
$166,912
+166,812%
$22,883
+22,783%
$11,677
+11,577%
$11,041
+10,941%
$8,812
+8,712%
$7,487
+7,387%
$6,938
+6,838%
$6,904
+6,804%
$6,676
+6,576%
$6,538
+6,438%
$6,405
+6,305%
$6,391
+6,291%
$6,320
+6,220%
$4,867
+4,767%
$4,461
+4,361%
$4,447
+4,347%
$4,273
+4,173%
$4,148
+4,048%
$3,936
+3,836%
$3,855
+3,755%
$3,709
+3,609%
$3,098
+2,998%
$2,577
+2,477%
$1,109
+1,009%
$1,054
+954%
$833
+733%
$829
+729%
$805
+705%
$795
+695%
$790
+690%
$774
+674%
$744
+644%
$744
+644%
$740
+640%
$740
+640%
$717
+617%
$703
+603%
$696
+596%
$612
+512%
$612
+512%
$584
+484%
$571
+471%
$516
+416%
$430
+330%
$429
+329%
$418
+318%
$418
+318%
$409
+309%
$384
+284%
$372
+272%
$368
+268%
$365
+265%
$356
+256%
$354
+254%
$351
+251%
$347
+247%
$346
+246%
$342
+242%
$342
+242%
$332
+232%
$309
+209%
$306
+206%
$294
+194%
$281
+181%
$278
+178%
$276
+176%
$267
+167%
$261
+161%
$254
+154%
$252
+152%
$250
+150%
$250
+150%
$245
+145%
$243
+143%
$238
+138%
$238
+138%
$206
+106%
$206
+106%
$204
+104%
$197
+97%
$187
+87%
$187
+87%
$182
+82%
$177
+77%
$175
+75%
$170
+70%
$166
+66%
$166
+66%
$161
+61%
$161
+61%
$161
+61%
$147
+47%
$124
+24%
$88
-12%
$86
-14%
$86
-14%
$86
-14%
$80
-20%
$74
-26%
$59
-41%
$59
-41%

If you invested $100 in Bitcoin when each news item was published, your total investment would have been $10,200.
Today your total investment would have been worth $1,762,273.
Don't buy Bitcoin, they said.