That $100 you didn't invest in because they said so

Profit Date
$2,139,150
+2,139,050%
$251,665
+251,565%
$34,502
+34,402%
$17,606
+17,506%
$16,647
+16,547%
$13,287
+13,187%
$11,288
+11,188%
$10,460
+10,360%
$10,409
+10,309%
$10,067
+9,967%
$9,858
+9,758%
$9,658
+9,558%
$9,636
+9,536%
$9,529
+9,429%
$7,338
+7,238%
$6,727
+6,627%
$6,706
+6,606%
$6,443
+6,343%
$6,255
+6,155%
$5,934
+5,834%
$5,813
+5,713%
$5,593
+5,493%
$4,671
+4,571%
$3,886
+3,786%
$1,672
+1,572%
$1,590
+1,490%
$1,256
+1,156%
$1,250
+1,150%
$1,213
+1,113%
$1,199
+1,099%
$1,191
+1,091%
$1,166
+1,066%
$1,121
+1,021%
$1,121
+1,021%
$1,116
+1,016%
$1,115
+1,015%
$1,081
+981%
$1,059
+959%
$1,050
+950%
$922
+822%
$922
+822%
$880
+780%
$861
+761%
$777
+677%
$648
+548%
$646
+546%
$631
+531%
$631
+531%
$616
+516%
$579
+479%
$560
+460%
$556
+456%
$550
+450%
$537
+437%
$534
+434%
$529
+429%
$523
+423%
$521
+421%
$516
+416%
$516
+416%
$500
+400%
$465
+365%
$461
+361%
$444
+344%
$424
+324%
$420
+320%
$416
+316%
$403
+303%
$394
+294%
$382
+282%
$380
+280%
$377
+277%
$377
+277%
$369
+269%
$367
+267%
$360
+260%
$359
+259%
$311
+211%
$310
+210%
$308
+208%
$297
+197%
$282
+182%
$282
+182%
$274
+174%
$267
+167%
$264
+164%
$256
+156%
$250
+150%
$250
+150%
$243
+143%
$243
+143%
$243
+143%
$221
+121%
$187
+87%
$133
+33%
$130
+30%
$130
+30%
$129
+29%
$120
+20%
$112
+12%
$89
-11%
$89
-11%

If you invested $100 in Bitcoin when each news item was published, your total investment would have been $10,200.
Today your total investment would have been worth $2,657,101.
Don't buy Bitcoin, they said.