That $100 you didn't invest in because they said so

Profit Date
$445
+345%
$252,653
+252,553%
$5,615
+5,515%
$865
+765%
$312
+212%
$89
-11%
$552
+452%
$1,085
+985%
$130
+30%
$368
+268%
$1,196
+1,096%
$5,957
+5,857%
$1,218
+1,118%
$89
-11%
$382
+282%
$780
+680%
$10,501
+10,401%
$130
+30%
$7,367
+7,267%
$5,836
+5,736%
$378
+278%
$926
+826%
$619
+519%
$257
+157%
$1,171
+1,071%
$283
+183%
$405
+305%
$9,674
+9,574%
$1,126
+1,026%
$244
+144%
$2,147,550
+2,147,450%
$4,689
+4,589%
$582
+482%
$467
+367%
$112
+12%
$283
+183%
$9,897
+9,797%
$395
+295%
$121
+21%
$222
+122%
$1,678
+1,578%
$418
+318%
$244
+144%
$9,695
+9,595%
$13,339
+13,239%
$633
+533%
$462
+362%
$361
+261%
$1,119
+1,019%
$1,261
+1,161%
$11,333
+11,233%
$16,712
+16,612%
$426
+326%
$1,063
+963%
$251
+151%
$1,126
+1,026%
$518
+418%
$1,596
+1,496%
$311
+211%
$421
+321%
$130
+30%
$34,638
+34,538%
$9,566
+9,466%
$244
+144%
$17,675
+17,575%
$518
+418%
$188
+88%
$649
+549%
$523
+423%
$926
+826%
$251
+151%
$532
+432%
$6,469
+6,369%
$6,279
+6,179%
$378
+278%
$536
+436%
$10,106
+10,006%
$6,753
+6,653%
$3,901
+3,801%
$1,204
+1,104%
$1,255
+1,155%
$539
+439%
$10,450
+10,350%
$884
+784%
$525
+425%
$384
+284%
$651
+551%
$309
+209%
$133
+33%
$563
+463%
$1,054
+954%
$633
+533%
$268
+168%
$361
+261%
$6,732
+6,632%
$502
+402%
$1,121
+1,021%
$275
+175%
$558
+458%
$371
+271%
$265
+165%
$298
+198%

If you invested $100 in Bitcoin when each news item was published, your total investment would have been $10,200.
Today your total investment would have been worth $2,667,535.
Don't buy Bitcoin, they said.