That $100 you didn't invest in because they said so

Profit Date
$391
+291%
$350
+250%
$723
+623%
$587
+487%
$500
+400%
$262
+162%
$226
+126%
$375
+275%
$6,241
+6,141%
$263
+163%
$395
+295%
$8,869
+8,769%
$1,164
+1,064%
$121
+21%
$977
+877%
$290
+190%
$433
+333%
$16,387
+16,287%
$9,689
+9,589%
$15,494
+15,394%
$604
+504%
$5,410
+5,310%
$226
+126%
$334
+234%
$9,736
+9,636%
$83
-17%
$602
+502%
$6,830
+6,730%
$480
+380%
$1,991,000
+1,990,900%
$539
+439%
$802
+702%
$9,175
+9,075%
$413
+313%
$487
+387%
$1,169
+1,069%
$1,129
+1,029%
$493
+393%
$12,366
+12,266%
$104
+4%
$248
+148%
$480
+380%
$5,523
+5,423%
$238
+138%
$4,347
+4,247%
$234,235
+234,135%
$121
+21%
$1,039
+939%
$289
+189%
$341
+241%
$1,480
+1,380%
$859
+759%
$277
+177%
$465
+365%
$429
+329%
$233
+133%
$120
+20%
$3,617
+3,517%
$522
+422%
$986
+886%
$6,261
+6,161%
$10,507
+10,407%
$9,369
+9,269%
$1,038
+938%
$1,086
+986%
$356
+256%
$5,997
+5,897%
$587
+487%
$387
+287%
$517
+417%
$367
+267%
$206
+106%
$354
+254%
$485
+385%
$112
+12%
$226
+126%
$1,116
+1,016%
$820
+720%
$350
+250%
$1,556
+1,456%
$574
+474%
$123
+23%
$1,109
+1,009%
$8,989
+8,889%
$287
+187%
$335
+235%
$1,044
+944%
$174
+74%
$1,044
+944%
$83
-17%
$8,968
+8,868%
$255
+155%
$344
+244%
$859
+759%
$497
+397%
$5,205
+5,105%
$512
+412%
$233
+133%
$1,006
+906%
$32,113
+32,013%
$5,822
+5,722%
$245
+145%

If you invested $100 in Bitcoin when each news item was published, your total investment would have been $10,200.
Today your total investment would have been worth $2,473,086.
Don't buy Bitcoin, they said.