That $100 you didn't invest in because they said so

Profit Date
$254
+154%
$211
+111%
$59
-41%
$252
+152%
$40
-60%
$544
+444%
$506
+406%
$55
-45%
$391
+291%
$541
+441%
$3,054
+2,954%
$7,993
+7,893%
$193
+93%
$183
+83%
$7,557
+7,457%
$4,475
+4,375%
$280
+180%
$4,726
+4,626%
$40
-60%
$243
+143%
$2,839
+2,739%
$4,384
+4,284%
$286
+186%
$135
+35%
$4,570
+4,470%
$3,044
+2,944%
$114
+14%
$15,663
+15,563%
$191
+91%
$114
+14%
$294
+194%
$201
+101%
$59
-41%
$141
+41%
$163
+63%
$166
+66%
$85
-15%
$59
-41%
$971,100
+971,000%
$509
+409%
$2,694
+2,594%
$570
+470%
$2,925
+2,825%
$263
+163%
$240
+140%
$1,764
+1,664%
$173
+73%
$476
+376%
$481
+381%
$244
+144%
$189
+89%
$4,326
+4,226%
$250
+150%
$174
+74%
$286
+186%
$2,539
+2,439%
$163
+63%
$2,120
+2,020%
$237
+137%
$5,125
+5,025%
$110
+10%
$4,374
+4,274%
$419
+319%
$179
+79%
$140
+40%
$4,749
+4,649%
$121
+21%
$568
+468%
$3,331
+3,231%
$168
+68%
$353
+253%
$400
+300%
$51
-49%
$227
+127%
$120
+20%
$507
+407%
$171
+71%
$128
+28%
$529
+429%
$551
+451%
$234
+134%
$141
+41%
$60
-40%
$114,247
+114,147%
$2,639
+2,539%
$759
+659%
$509
+409%
$237
+137%
$234
+134%
$110
+10%
$124
+24%
$209
+109%
$171
+71%
$6,032
+5,932%
$110
+10%
$419
+319%
$100
+0%
$722
+622%
$293
+193%
$491
+391%
$128
+28%
$116
+16%

If you invested $100 in Bitcoin when each news item was published, your total investment would have been $10,200.
Today your total investment would have been worth $1,206,234.
Don't buy Bitcoin, they said.