That $100 you didn't invest in because they said so

Profit Date
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+216%
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+216%
$321
+221%
$387
+287%
$398
+298%
$260
+160%
$247
+147%
$74
-26%
$6,044
+5,944%
$477
+377%
$182
+82%
$744
+644%
$79
-21%
$6,172
+6,072%
$4,112
+4,012%
$220
+120%
$975
+875%
$282
+182%
$6,414
+6,314%
$233
+133%
$3,429
+3,329%
$234
+134%
$21,155
+21,055%
$154
+54%
$320
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$79
-21%
$5,842
+5,742%
$173
+73%
$149
+49%
$387
+287%
$3,951
+3,851%
$3,638
+3,538%
$231
+131%
$154,306
+154,206%
$136
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$157
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$684
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$241
+141%
$566
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$10,795
+10,695%
$5,908
+5,808%
$68
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$115
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$337
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$6,382
+6,282%
$8,147
+8,047%
$329
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$10,207
+10,107%
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$770
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$1,025
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$1,311,600
+1,311,500%
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+157%
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$396
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$4,125
+4,025%
$6,921
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$149
+49%
$5,921
+5,821%
$190
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$3,835
+3,735%
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+63%
$378
+278%
$2,864
+2,764%
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+563%
$2,383
+2,283%
$3,564
+3,464%
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+228%
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$4,499
+4,399%
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+428%
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+587%
$735
+635%
$227
+127%
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+185%
$154
+54%
$191
+91%
$272
+172%

If you invested $100 in Bitcoin when each news item was published, your total investment would have been $10,200.
Today your total investment would have been worth $1,629,180.
Don't buy Bitcoin, they said.