That $100 you didn't invest in because they said so

Profit Date
$554
+454%
$410
+310%
$1,602
+1,502%
$407
+307%
$2,824,600
+2,824,500%
$502
+402%
$1,218
+1,118%
$474
+374%
$2,208
+2,108%
$688
+588%
$1,658
+1,558%
$148
+48%
$12,723
+12,623%
$361
+261%
$1,399
+1,299%
$248
+148%
$532
+432%
$21,981
+21,881%
$175
+75%
$171
+71%
$352
+252%
$332,306
+332,206%
$1,584
+1,484%
$765
+665%
$159
+59%
$497
+397%
$660
+560%
$5,131
+5,031%
$321
+221%
$331
+231%
$8,855
+8,755%
$1,026
+926%
$1,651
+1,551%
$8,259
+8,159%
$681
+581%
$171
+71%
$1,480
+1,380%
$484
+384%
$1,472
+1,372%
$833
+733%
$1,474
+1,374%
$614
+514%
$833
+733%
$549
+449%
$1,137
+1,037%
$373
+273%
$23,248
+23,148%
$411
+311%
$321
+221%
$321
+221%
$7,835
+7,735%
$497
+397%
$1,163
+1,063%
$12,752
+12,652%
$6,167
+6,067%
$1,218
+1,118%
$853
+753%
$7,385
+7,285%
$475
+375%
$338
+238%
$8,882
+8,782%
$171
+71%
$13,292
+13,192%
$520
+420%
$348
+248%
$331
+231%
$17,544
+17,444%
$709
+609%
$681
+581%
$1,481
+1,381%
$2,099
+1,999%
$118
+18%
$586
+486%
$505
+405%
$45,558
+45,458%
$392
+292%
$734
+634%
$488
+388%
$856
+756%
$1,427
+1,327%
$12,582
+12,482%
$726
+626%
$1,540
+1,440%
$814
+714%
$1,386
+1,286%
$740
+640%
$699
+599%
$8,508
+8,408%
$13,017
+12,917%
$9,690
+9,590%
$1,573
+1,473%
$7,676
+7,576%
$292
+192%
$118
+18%
$13,812
+13,712%
$13,745
+13,645%
$560
+460%
$706
+606%
$372
+272%
$14,906
+14,806%
$691
+591%
$608
+508%

If you invested $100 in Bitcoin when each news item was published, your total investment would have been $10,200.
Today your total investment would have been worth $3,508,524.
Don't buy Bitcoin, they said.