That $100 you didn't invest in because they said so

Profit Date
$3,918
+3,818%
$746
+646%
$395
+295%
$657
+557%
$75
-25%
$7,071
+6,971%
$351
+251%
$1,339,950
+1,339,850%
$139
+39%
$152
+52%
$386
+286%
$225
+125%
$5,969
+5,869%
$787
+687%
$702
+602%
$323
+223%
$395
+295%
$167
+67%
$157,641
+157,541%
$348
+248%
$266
+166%
$70
-30%
$332
+232%
$236
+136%
$236
+136%
$363
+263%
$731
+631%
$4,200
+4,100%
$186
+86%
$699
+599%
$6,175
+6,075%
$783
+683%
$336
+236%
$406
+306%
$157
+57%
$760
+660%
$344
+244%
$81
-19%
$278
+178%
$160
+60%
$239
+139%
$291
+191%
$3,717
+3,617%
$2,434
+2,334%
$238
+138%
$405
+305%
$231
+131%
$289
+189%
$539
+439%
$323
+223%
$6,552
+6,452%
$165
+65%
$177
+77%
$698
+598%
$194
+94%
$578
+478%
$157
+57%
$313
+213%
$4,597
+4,497%
$6,520
+6,420%
$8,323
+8,223%
$117
+17%
$152
+52%
$261
+161%
$326
+226%
$152
+52%
$578
+478%
$3,641
+3,541%
$230
+130%
$81
-19%
$177
+77%
$702
+602%
$6,049
+5,949%
$252
+152%
$664
+564%
$4,036
+3,936%
$328
+228%
$171
+71%
$751
+651%
$195
+95%
$4,214
+4,114%
$263
+163%
$2,926
+2,826%
$83
-17%
$11,028
+10,928%
$677
+577%
$6,036
+5,936%
$247
+147%
$1,047
+947%
$21,612
+21,512%
$10,428
+10,328%
$996
+896%
$56
-44%
$225
+125%
$193
+93%
$335
+235%
$6,306
+6,206%
$81
-19%
$487
+387%
$552
+452%
$56
-44%
$3,503
+3,403%

If you invested $100 in Bitcoin when each news item was published, your total investment would have been $10,200.
Today your total investment would have been worth $1,664,390.
Don't buy Bitcoin, they said.