That $100 you didn't invest in because they said so

Profit Date
$427
+327%
$248
+148%
$4,688
+4,588%
$342
+242%
$431
+331%
$221
+121%
$744
+644%
$10,716
+10,616%
$7,685
+7,585%
$104
+4%
$196
+96%
$904
+804%
$296
+196%
$250
+150%
$448
+348%
$744
+644%
$8,395
+8,295%
$904
+804%
$318
+218%
$710
+610%
$967
+867%
$9,104
+9,004%
$213
+113%
$416
+316%
$72
-28%
$961
+861%
$854
+754%
$3,134
+3,034%
$202
+102%
$308
+208%
$523
+423%
$304
+204%
$1,348
+1,248%
$422
+322%
$335
+235%
$202,965
+202,865%
$3,767
+3,667%
$178
+78%
$14,199
+14,099%
$7,789
+7,689%
$240
+140%
$416
+316%
$1,013
+913%
$90
-10%
$375
+275%
$307
+207%
$290
+190%
$627
+527%
$452
+352%
$27,826
+27,726%
$467
+367%
$215
+115%
$1,282
+1,182%
$196
+96%
$5,408
+5,308%
$5,196
+5,096%
$196
+96%
$979
+879%
$4,510
+4,410%
$298
+198%
$107
+7%
$4,786
+4,686%
$13,426
+13,326%
$304
+204%
$372
+272%
$521
+421%
$105
+5%
$97
-3%
$695
+595%
$290
+190%
$227
+127%
$1,725,200
+1,725,100%
$5,425
+5,325%
$872
+772%
$941
+841%
$509
+409%
$72
-28%
$5,918
+5,818%
$7,950
+7,850%
$420
+320%
$900
+800%
$202
+102%
$228
+128%
$509
+409%
$497
+397%
$5,044
+4,944%
$358
+258%
$339
+239%
$151
+51%
$443
+343%
$847
+747%
$899
+799%
$1,008
+908%
$403
+303%
$206
+106%
$433
+333%
$325
+225%
$8,119
+8,019%
$7,771
+7,671%
$105
+5%
$251
+151%
$8,436
+8,336%

If you invested $100 in Bitcoin when each news item was published, your total investment would have been $10,200.
Today your total investment would have been worth $2,142,926.
Don't buy Bitcoin, they said.