That $100 you didn't invest in because they said so

Profit Date
$497
+397%
$35
-65%
$97
-3%
$429
+329%
$421
+321%
$51
-49%
$105
+5%
$150
+50%
$2,221
+2,121%
$74
-26%
$150
+50%
$106
+6%
$5,277
+5,177%
$482
+382%
$3,835
+3,735%
$258
+158%
$213
+113%
$51
-49%
$185
+85%
$366
+266%
$2,663
+2,563%
$251
+151%
$35
-65%
$245
+145%
$97
-3%
$631
+531%
$124
+24%
$3,998
+3,898%
$230
+130%
$3,915
+3,815%
$4,154
+4,054%
$156
+56%
$143
+43%
$123
+23%
$48
-52%
$212
+112%
$309
+209%
$2,484
+2,384%
$151
+51%
$168
+68%
$4,483
+4,383%
$1,543
+1,443%
$112
+12%
$1,855
+1,755%
$473
+373%
$257
+157%
$2,672
+2,572%
$44
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$417
+317%
$207
+107%
$146
+46%
$183
+83%
$445
+345%
$2,357
+2,257%
$6,992
+6,892%
$499
+399%
$13,702
+13,602%
$443
+343%
$445
+345%
$2,914
+2,814%
$165
+65%
$102
+2%
$147
+47%
$3,827
+3,727%
$2,559
+2,459%
$218
+118%
$2,309
+2,209%
$51
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$210
+110%
$205
+105%
$109
+9%
$443
+343%
$99
-1%
$88
-12%
$251
+151%
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+12%
$97
-3%
$143
+43%
$118
+18%
$199
+99%
$122
+22%
$176
+76%
$223
+123%
$849,550
+849,450%
$366
+266%
$167
+67%
$205
+105%
$4,134
+4,034%
$6,611
+6,511%
$476
+376%
$99
-1%
$350
+250%
$208
+108%
$53
-47%
$664
+564%
$99,947
+99,847%
$160
+60%
$221
+121%
$3,784
+3,684%
$152
+52%
$342
+242%
$463
+363%

If you invested $100 in Bitcoin when each news item was published, your total investment would have been $10,200.
Today your total investment would have been worth $1,055,254.
Don't buy Bitcoin, they said.