That $100 you didn't invest in because they said so

Profit Date
$264
+164%
$1,131,550
+1,131,450%
$3,882
+3,782%
$69
-31%
$208
+108%
$296
+196%
$284
+184%
$642
+542%
$9,313
+9,213%
$456
+356%
$213
+113%
$5,097
+4,997%
$283
+183%
$3,139
+3,039%
$135
+35%
$224
+124%
$884
+784%
$5,533
+5,433%
$149
+49%
$132
+32%
$5,109
+5,009%
$664
+564%
$273
+173%
$560
+460%
$307
+207%
$343
+243%
$163
+63%
$194
+94%
$334
+234%
$590
+490%
$164
+64%
$5,325
+5,225%
$661
+561%
$5,040
+4,940%
$342
+242%
$165
+65%
$222
+122%
$133,124
+133,024%
$841
+741%
$99
-1%
$195
+95%
$246
+146%
$326
+226%
$280
+180%
$139
+39%
$5,971
+5,871%
$244
+144%
$411
+311%
$132
+32%
$3,558
+3,458%
$276
+176%
$3,408
+3,308%
$47
-53%
$2,958
+2,858%
$47
-53%
$334
+234%
$69
-31%
$190
+90%
$2,055
+1,955%
$488
+388%
$157
+57%
$145
+45%
$634
+534%
$273
+173%
$555
+455%
$199
+99%
$201
+101%
$202
+102%
$59
-41%
$129
+29%
$277
+177%
$7,028
+6,928%
$70
-30%
$190
+90%
$466
+366%
$617
+517%
$3,075
+2,975%
$129
+29%
$141
+41%
$630
+530%
$3,309
+3,209%
$64
-36%
$199
+99%
$8,806
+8,706%
$5,506
+5,406%
$2,471
+2,371%
$294
+194%
$3,547
+3,447%
$291
+191%
$117
+17%
$593
+493%
$593
+493%
$5,215
+5,115%
$220
+120%
$68
-32%
$572
+472%
$149
+49%
$18,251
+18,151%
$488
+388%
$590
+490%
$129
+29%
$235
+135%

If you invested $100 in Bitcoin when each news item was published, your total investment would have been $10,200.
Today your total investment would have been worth $1,405,531.
Don't buy Bitcoin, they said.