That $100 you didn't invest in because they said so

Profit Date
$932
+832%
$384
+284%
$285
+185%
$1,211
+1,111%
$566
+466%
$1,689
+1,589%
$90
-10%
$2,160,450
+2,160,350%
$254,171
+254,071%
$398
+298%
$34,846
+34,746%
$1,092
+992%
$6,317
+6,217%
$542
+442%
$269
+169%
$311
+211%
$113
+13%
$4,717
+4,617%
$1,132
+1,032%
$870
+770%
$9,732
+9,632%
$370
+270%
$561
+461%
$785
+685%
$5,993
+5,893%
$6,773
+6,673%
$521
+421%
$528
+428%
$1,203
+1,103%
$122
+22%
$653
+553%
$5,648
+5,548%
$424
+324%
$407
+307%
$420
+320%
$932
+832%
$363
+263%
$10,513
+10,413%
$623
+523%
$11,401
+11,301%
$373
+273%
$1,133
+1,033%
$16,813
+16,713%
$380
+280%
$1,263
+1,163%
$655
+555%
$134
+34%
$1,606
+1,506%
$521
+421%
$131
+31%
$285
+185%
$245
+145%
$6,794
+6,694%
$585
+485%
$428
+328%
$465
+365%
$7,411
+7,311%
$253
+153%
$17,781
+17,681%
$540
+440%
$1,225
+1,125%
$1,060
+960%
$266
+166%
$131
+31%
$1,070
+970%
$637
+537%
$448
+348%
$245
+145%
$637
+537%
$9,754
+9,654%
$9,623
+9,523%
$13,419
+13,319%
$90
-10%
$1,268
+1,168%
$223
+123%
$1,126
+1,026%
$363
+263%
$380
+280%
$505
+405%
$300
+200%
$276
+176%
$555
+455%
$10,167
+10,067%
$253
+153%
$535
+435%
$258
+158%
$313
+213%
$6,507
+6,407%
$189
+89%
$1,178
+1,078%
$131
+31%
$5,871
+5,771%
$470
+370%
$526
+426%
$314
+214%
$889
+789%
$386
+286%
$245
+145%
$9,956
+9,856%
$10,565
+10,465%
$1,127
+1,027%
$3,925
+3,825%

If you invested $100 in Bitcoin when each news item was published, your total investment would have been $10,200.
Today your total investment would have been worth $2,683,559.
Don't buy Bitcoin, they said.