That $100 you didn't invest in because they said so

Profit Date
$348
+248%
$5,057
+4,957%
$475
+375%
$139
+39%
$109
+9%
$537
+437%
$15,457
+15,357%
$115
+15%
$231
+131%
$749
+649%
$58
-42%
$139
+39%
$171
+71%
$109
+9%
$500
+400%
$251
+151%
$54
-46%
$283
+183%
$2,658
+2,558%
$560
+460%
$84
-16%
$123
+23%
$246
+146%
$5,952
+5,852%
$138
+38%
$2,505
+2,405%
$413
+313%
$260
+160%
$241
+141%
$290
+190%
$164
+64%
$169
+69%
$534
+434%
$4,317
+4,217%
$58
-42%
$186
+86%
$176
+76%
$112,747
+112,647%
$712
+612%
$190
+90%
$2,887
+2,787%
$133
+33%
$4,510
+4,410%
$112
+12%
$126
+26%
$1,741
+1,641%
$413
+313%
$161
+61%
$239
+139%
$500
+400%
$234
+134%
$50
-50%
$118
+18%
$4,416
+4,316%
$208
+108%
$4,269
+4,169%
$276
+176%
$2,092
+1,992%
$188
+88%
$206
+106%
$249
+149%
$161
+61%
$59
-41%
$7,888
+7,788%
$181
+81%
$563
+463%
$484
+384%
$40
-60%
$4,327
+4,227%
$58
-42%
$109
+9%
$3,288
+3,188%
$119
+19%
$2,604
+2,504%
$4,664
+4,564%
$3,004
+2,904%
$2,802
+2,702%
$40
-60%
$290
+190%
$99
-1%
$166
+66%
$199
+99%
$112
+12%
$386
+286%
$170
+70%
$283
+183%
$502
+402%
$958,350
+958,250%
$169
+69%
$237
+137%
$502
+402%
$394
+294%
$231
+131%
$7,458
+7,358%
$126
+26%
$470
+370%
$224
+124%
$544
+444%
$523
+423%
$233
+133%
$4,686
+4,586%
$3,014
+2,914%

If you invested $100 in Bitcoin when each news item was published, your total investment would have been $10,200.
Today your total investment would have been worth $1,190,392.
Don't buy Bitcoin, they said.