That $100 you didn't invest in because they said so

Profit Date
$4,144
+4,044%
$252
+152%
$169
+69%
$354
+254%
$249
+149%
$364
+264%
$175
+75%
$368
+268%
$418
+318%
$187
+87%
$161
+61%
$177
+77%
$238
+138%
$702
+602%
$739
+639%
$80
-20%
$276
+176%
$206
+106%
$716
+616%
$430
+330%
$305
+205%
$6,931
+6,831%
$4,457
+4,357%
$418
+318%
$611
+511%
$86
-14%
$74
-26%
$832
+732%
$11,665
+11,565%
$351
+251%
$161
+61%
$3,851
+3,751%
$253
+153%
$11,030
+10,930%
$773
+673%
$3,932
+3,832%
$743
+643%
$59
-41%
$789
+689%
$345
+245%
$267
+167%
$22,860
+22,760%
$515
+415%
$1,417,350
+1,417,250%
$161
+61%
$59
-41%
$147
+47%
$804
+704%
$294
+194%
$6,399
+6,299%
$571
+471%
$1,053
+953%
$7,479
+7,379%
$6,532
+6,432%
$308
+208%
$278
+178%
$695
+595%
$384
+284%
$8,803
+8,703%
$6,670
+6,570%
$166,747
+166,647%
$238
+138%
$245
+145%
$3,705
+3,605%
$124
+24%
$197
+97%
$342
+242%
$3,095
+2,995%
$206
+106%
$6,313
+6,213%
$1,108
+1,008%
$743
+643%
$6,897
+6,797%
$86
-14%
$243
+143%
$795
+695%
$356
+256%
$828
+728%
$611
+511%
$249
+149%
$166
+66%
$4,269
+4,169%
$740
+640%
$2,575
+2,475%
$261
+161%
$86
-14%
$166
+66%
$408
+308%
$181
+81%
$4,443
+4,343%
$331
+231%
$342
+242%
$4,862
+4,762%
$6,384
+6,284%
$347
+247%
$281
+181%
$583
+483%
$204
+104%
$428
+328%
$187
+87%
$371
+271%
$88
-12%

If you invested $100 in Bitcoin when each news item was published, your total investment would have been $10,200.
Today your total investment would have been worth $1,760,531.
Don't buy Bitcoin, they said.