That $100 you didn't invest in because they said so

Profit Date
$149
+49%
$10,805
+10,705%
$4,116
+4,016%
$81
-19%
$736
+636%
$154,453
+154,353%
$191
+91%
$529
+429%
$2,385
+2,285%
$136
+36%
$644
+544%
$356
+256%
$233
+133%
$173
+73%
$162
+62%
$731
+631%
$3,568
+3,468%
$164
+64%
$227
+127%
$317
+217%
$6,389
+6,289%
$330
+230%
$688
+588%
$283
+183%
$6,928
+6,828%
$231
+131%
$745
+645%
$688
+588%
$3,432
+3,332%
$149
+49%
$173
+73%
$258
+158%
$21,175
+21,075%
$3,642
+3,542%
$540
+440%
$5,914
+5,814%
$716
+616%
$168
+68%
$74
-26%
$397
+297%
$317
+217%
$10,217
+10,117%
$55
-45%
$80
-20%
$6,178
+6,078%
$4,128
+4,028%
$221
+121%
$242
+142%
$182
+82%
$2,866
+2,766%
$767
+667%
$6,050
+5,950%
$387
+287%
$3,839
+3,739%
$6,420
+6,320%
$247
+147%
$325
+225%
$650
+550%
$286
+186%
$231
+131%
$566
+466%
$320
+220%
$3,954
+3,854%
$378
+278%
$272
+172%
$255
+155%
$337
+237%
$398
+298%
$771
+671%
$477
+377%
$225
+125%
$157
+57%
$221
+121%
$566
+466%
$80
-20%
$190
+90%
$115
+15%
$79
-21%
$55
-45%
$341
+241%
$8,154
+8,054%
$189
+89%
$328
+228%
$235
+135%
$663
+563%
$69
-31%
$976
+876%
$387
+287%
$4,504
+4,404%
$154
+54%
$5,927
+5,827%
$307
+207%
$1,312,850
+1,312,750%
$344
+244%
$5,848
+5,748%
$684
+584%
$685
+585%
$1,026
+926%
$260
+160%
$321
+221%
$149
+49%
$154
+54%

If you invested $100 in Bitcoin when each news item was published, your total investment would have been $10,200.
Today your total investment would have been worth $1,630,735.
Don't buy Bitcoin, they said.